[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] "Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@LaziestCanine) November 23, 2015
me: I can't sleep WebMD: lol u pregnant— jake (@jakeefischer) November 18, 2015
she's all "don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked" uh you pretty much described my fantasy— Carrie (@TheCareBare) August 8, 2013
Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes— Tauld Lang Syne (@TheToddWilliams) May 27, 2015
"SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP" I yell at the neighbor I can hear vacuuming at 1pm in the afternoon.— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) September 20, 2015
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