Honestly, I don't get this kid sometimes.
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"
— Jonathan Bowman (@jonseven3) December 3, 2013
DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine
— Cohen KING OF GHOSTS (@skullmandible) December 1, 2014
HARRY: I bet this dude is great
[harry potter pulled over drunk driving]
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 20, 2015
HARRY: expecto patronum. pretend u were driving
[stag gets behind the wheel]
STAG: u have a problem
Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren't good at:
— Stats Britain (@StatsBritain) September 11, 2015
1 Naming children
2 Naming children
3 Naming children