[Stock market crashes]— Wylde de Beest (@flashember) September 6, 2015
"Oh no, I better check on my investments!"
*opens cupboard over top of the sink*
[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]
[checks window]— josh (@ruinedpicnic) August 9, 2015
[starts to tweet]
shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY
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