1. I know you just got legs, but slow your roll, Ariel.





2. “It’s log! It’s log! It’s big! It’s heavy! It’s wood!”



3. I can’t even.





4. At least she left pizza in the freezer.


5. Rock out with your Brock out.





6. “Charming,” my ass.



7. This is what roommates do, right?


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