32 Faces You'll Only Recognize If You've Ever Had Bum Fun
Deep in your Hundred Acre Wood…
1. Tonight’s the night: You’re getting it stuck up the ass.
2. So you finish eating your ice cubes and he starts lubing up…
3. …and you know what to do next: assume the position.
4. You agreed to take it slow, so he eases his way in…
5. And you know what? It actually feels really good!!!
6. Like…REALLY GOOD! Like, you’re smelling those flowers, YA BOTTOM QUEEN!!!
7. So now you’re all like, “OMMMMMG! I can’t wait to tell my friends how well I handled that thicc ol’ dick up my ass…”
8. Then you feel something slip out…
9. …only to realize THAT WAS JUST HIS MOTHA FUCKIN’ POINTER FINGER UP YO ASS AND NOW HE’S REALLY IN.
10. So now his Piglet is reaching WAY UP in your Hundred Acre Wood…
11. …and it feels like you’re Eeyore getting his tail nailed back on his ass.
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2. So you finish eating your ice cubes and he starts lubing up…
3. …and you know what to do next: assume the position.
4. You agreed to take it slow, so he eases his way in…
5. And you know what? It actually feels really good!!!
6. Like…REALLY GOOD! Like, you’re smelling those flowers, YA BOTTOM QUEEN!!!
7. So now you’re all like, “OMMMMMG! I can’t wait to tell my friends how well I handled that thicc ol’ dick up my ass…”
8. Then you feel something slip out…
9. …only to realize THAT WAS JUST HIS MOTHA FUCKIN’ POINTER FINGER UP YO ASS AND NOW HE’S REALLY IN.
10. So now his Piglet is reaching WAY UP in your Hundred Acre Wood…
11. …and it feels like you’re Eeyore getting his tail nailed back on his ass.
