#1 Tom Sawyer
Joke in Question: Timmy: He can turn planets into plants. He can turn gravity into gravy. Wanda: He can turn Uranus into... Oh my gosh! We've got to stop him! Cosmo: What?! I don't get it—what's the threat?!Page 1 of 7
Uranus is the greatest planet name for a reason! The planet that has launched a thousand butthole jokes, and yet for some reason I still laugh at every single one. That's because I have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy. So maybe you got it or maybe you didn't. When do you learn that anus is butthole? Probably around the same time you learn that a female dog is called a bitch. Boy, did I make good use of that fact.