The Most WTF Moments in the Adventure Time Porn Parody Trailer
Hello Rule 34, my old friend...
2015 signaled the end of the world with a bona-fide Golden Girls porn parody -- so it shouldn't be surprising that smut peddlers would eventually corrupt Adventure. And yet, that doesn't make the inevitable any less disturbing. With their new trailer for (sigh) "Assventure Time," Wood Rocket have effectively taken your childhood and dumped it into a Las Veg-- oh, why bother? You're already scrolling down to the GIFS. Let's get to it.
1. Finn's new catchphrase
Of the many rapid-fire moments in the trailer, this one is easy to miss, but that doesn't make it any less mystifying. Finn is delighted at the appearance of his female co-stars (we'll get to them in a moment), and exclaims "Gynecological!" It's a clear play on Finn's un-catchphrase in the original cartoon:
It was always a nonsensical expression, but in the porn parody it's taken to anothe rlevel. "Gynecological" refers to the branch of medical science that focuses on the female reproductive organs. So what at first sounds like a dirty exclamation is more like Robin saying "Holy Healthy Vaginas, Batman!" To be fair, those words were almost certainly uttered in the Batman and Robin porn parody.
2. The terrible porn-pun names
Puns are part of the deal when you make a porn parody. That's why Adventure Time becomes Assventure Time, and it's also why we have classics like Game of Bones,The DaVinci Load and Tits A Wonderful Life.
Here Wood Rocket have gotten a smidge lazy. Granted, once you hear it there's pretty much no other porn parody name for Princess Bubblegum than "Princess Bubblecum," but "Whorecelin" instead of Marcelin is pretty weak. Hopefully they step up their game later on with the Humpy Space Princess.
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1. Finn's new catchphrase
Of the many rapid-fire moments in the trailer, this one is easy to miss, but that doesn't make it any less mystifying. Finn is delighted at the appearance of his female co-stars (we'll get to them in a moment), and exclaims "Gynecological!" It's a clear play on Finn's un-catchphrase in the original cartoon:
It was always a nonsensical expression, but in the porn parody it's taken to anothe rlevel. "Gynecological" refers to the branch of medical science that focuses on the female reproductive organs. So what at first sounds like a dirty exclamation is more like Robin saying "Holy Healthy Vaginas, Batman!" To be fair, those words were almost certainly uttered in the Batman and Robin porn parody.
2. The terrible porn-pun names
Puns are part of the deal when you make a porn parody. That's why Adventure Time becomes Assventure Time, and it's also why we have classics like Game of Bones,The DaVinci Load and Tits A Wonderful Life.
Here Wood Rocket have gotten a smidge lazy. Granted, once you hear it there's pretty much no other porn parody name for Princess Bubblegum than "Princess Bubblecum," but "Whorecelin" instead of Marcelin is pretty weak. Hopefully they step up their game later on with the Humpy Space Princess.
