It's no surprise that reddit user Manatee94 is getting calls to go professional with her outlandish and convincing face make-up. But what is shocking is just how long she has been working on her craft.

According to her post, she's only been playing around with make-up for about a year. I don't know about you, but this this looks like some seriously advanced work that makes me instantly wince in discomfort and a fair bit of fear (don't worry—I'm sure that was her intent).

Plus, according to her own account, jobs like this ONLY take about 30 minutes to an hour! That means in the time it takes to get ready for a date, she could pull off one of the wildest, freakiest make-up jobs for any unassuming suitor.

For the brave among us, scroll down to see some of the most impressively scary make-up work I've seen in a long time. You won't be disappointed (though, I can't make any promises for your subconscious)!