24 Tweets About Sleep Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
Yawn, snore, drool, repeat.
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Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say "it's time to chase my dreams!" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep
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[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets]
"Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME
— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@LaziestCanine) November 23, 20152.
me: I can't sleep
WebMD: lol u pregnant
— jake (@jakeefischer) November 18, 20153.
she's all "don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"
uh you pretty much described my fantasy
— Carrie (@TheCareBare) August 8, 20134.
Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say "it's time to chase my dreams!" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep
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Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki--
Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes
— Tauld Lang Syne (@TheToddWilliams) May 27, 20156.
"SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP" I yell at the neighbor I can hear vacuuming at 1pm in the afternoon.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) September 20, 2015
