Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
[Stock market crashes]
— Wylde de Beest (@flashember) September 6, 2015
"Oh no, I better check on my investments!"
*opens cupboard over top of the sink*
[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]
[checks window]
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) August 9, 2015
[locks door]
[starts to tweet]
shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY