1. I know you just got legs, but slow your roll, Ariel.

2. “It’s log! It’s log! It’s big! It’s heavy! It’s wood!”

3. I can’t even.

4. At least she left pizza in the freezer.

5. Rock out with your Brock out.

6. “Charming,” my ass.

7. This is what roommates do, right?

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