1. This picture of Taylor Lautner and his thinly spiked gelled hair.

2. Carrot Top in a crop top with shaved pubes.

3. Carrot Top uncomfortably caressing a pillow with boobs.


4. This picture of Eve nervously watching Kevin James stuff his face with food, debating whether to get help, internally screaming “Is this man all right?”

5. Pre-gay, post-Idol Clay Aiken in a brown suit, silky tie, and a “can I please talk to the manager” haircut.

6. Ryan Cabrera and the amount of gel needed needed to make hair do this.

7. Kevin Jonas and his tiny bandana staring deep into your soul.

8. Paris Hilton and a giant dead fish.

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