1. There are dead people in Disneyland.
There is a tradition of guests bringing the cremated ashes of their loved ones and scattering them in the Haunted Mansion. Although these poor souls are vacuumed up each night by the cleaning crew, there still remain human remains in the park; one of the beds in Pirates of the Carribean has a headboard that contains real bones. Because those are the perks of a pirate's life -- sleeping on furniture built from the corpses of your enemies! Sleep Number can't compete with the shuteye you get on top of Blackbeard's femurs.