12. Pinocchio
Unless you want to talk about the phallic nature of Pinocchio’s nose, there’s not much to get worked up about in this story about a puppet’s quest to become a real boy. (Although technically “becoming a real boy” would imply the acquisition of a human penis.) However, once Pinocchio gets to “Pleasure Island,” there’s some pretty kinky stuff going on there — smoking and drinking and donkey transformations.