19 Types Of Hungover You’ve Been, According To Disney
Have you had any of these recently? Do you have any of these right now? Do you have all of these right now?
1. The “Everything’s In Slow Motion” hangover
Also Known As: The Steamroller
Characteristics: Nausea, sweatiness, bleary vision, and for some reason your brain takes an excruciatingly painful extra 10 or 20 seconds to process external stimuli.
2. The “My God, why I am so, so, so very, very sad?” hangover
Also Known As: The Adele
Characteristics: Bad breath, drowsiness, uncontrollable fits of hysterical sobbing.
3. The “Literally everything makes me boil with a tempestuous rage” hangover
Also Known As: The Hulk
Characteristics: Complete and total intolerance for anyone else saying ANYTHING. WHY. WON’T. THEY. JUST. SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE?
4. The “My entire life is a sham and I am a fraud and today is the day that everyone will find out” hangover
Also Known As: The Impostor
Characteristics: Gas, bloatiness, mild headaches, stomach pain, and crippling anxiety about any form of human interaction.
5. The “I have finally embarrassed myself for the last time” hangover
Also Known As: The Horrors
Characteristics: Shame. But not just shame for those hazy, chittering memories of last night’s crimes, but an all-encompassing shame for everything you’ve ever said or done in public, beginning with that ill-fated day when you uttered your first shameful, humiliating words.
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Also Known As: The Steamroller
Characteristics: Nausea, sweatiness, bleary vision, and for some reason your brain takes an excruciatingly painful extra 10 or 20 seconds to process external stimuli.
2. The “My God, why I am so, so, so very, very sad?” hangover
Also Known As: The Adele
Characteristics: Bad breath, drowsiness, uncontrollable fits of hysterical sobbing.
3. The “Literally everything makes me boil with a tempestuous rage” hangover
Also Known As: The Hulk
Characteristics: Complete and total intolerance for anyone else saying ANYTHING. WHY. WON’T. THEY. JUST. SHUT THE HELL UP AND DIE?
4. The “My entire life is a sham and I am a fraud and today is the day that everyone will find out” hangover
Also Known As: The Impostor
Characteristics: Gas, bloatiness, mild headaches, stomach pain, and crippling anxiety about any form of human interaction.
5. The “I have finally embarrassed myself for the last time” hangover
Also Known As: The Horrors
Characteristics: Shame. But not just shame for those hazy, chittering memories of last night’s crimes, but an all-encompassing shame for everything you’ve ever said or done in public, beginning with that ill-fated day when you uttered your first shameful, humiliating words.
