1. Based on Shang’s behavior, pretty sure this is a pick-up line.



2. Some mind-searing implications to that boast.



3. Damn Elastigirl, get it.



4. Well that’s a damn shame.



5. Look there’s scientifically no way to say “quiver” without sounding dirty.



6. Merry Christmas!



7. Pac-Man likes his ladies inexperienced.



8. Hey lady, no means no.



9. Disney needs to work on aging up characters before having them say shit like this*.



10. Pegasus is inspecting the goods.



11. Lumiere is lucky candelabra can’t get syphilis.



12. Should…should we be seeing this?



13. This feels like a trick question.



14. And this is definitely a trap. Nice try, Chris Hansen.



15. RUDE.



16. Mulan is 800% done with Mushu’s bullshit.



17. Yzma no.



18. Literally just realized Hades is Megara’s pimp.



19. And that Mole was trying to proposition* Kida.



20. Awkward. Shhhh. Just stop talking.