“Sex with a Disneyland employee? That’s fucking goofy!”
I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) March 20, 2012
"Oh my God, stop singing and I'll build a fucking snowman with you." - Elsa
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 3, 2014
She seemed cool when they were filming but Ariel would probs flip out if you touched one of her thingamabobs IRL.
— The Jonald (@senderblock23) March 16, 2013
rapunzel didn't have to go out to find a husband. she let the D come to her.
— judgmentalgay (@judgmentalgay) June 15, 2013
I hate cutting my hair, I hang out with 7 guys, I have a sleeping disorder and I have a thing for shoes and fishnets. I blame Disney.
— Niki (@NikiWithIssues) October 21, 2011
Friday morning feels like you’re in a Disney movie where little birds fly into your room to dress you, while a chipmunk rolls a J.
— noog (@noog) July 5, 2013