“If I was a Disney princess, my name would be Taco Belle.”
If I was Cinderella I'd be too tired and everything would turn into a pumpkin at 10pm
— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) December 10, 2015
If I was Sleeping Beauty, I would have pricked myself on a spindle as soon as I learned about the curse just to get some sleep.
— Raima (@raimajamil1) November 30, 2015
I spend far too much of my life wondering what household object I'd have been turned into if I was in Beauty and the Beast.
— dbh (@dannyboyharvey) January 14, 2016
If I was a princess id be merida cause I don't get the guy and itd be just my lucktohave to fight a goddamn bear and my mother is annoyinng.
— Tamar Gelber (@TamarGelber) December 6, 2012
Sebastian the Crab had the right idea singing constantly cause if I was Ariel I'd eat his delicious flesh the second the showtunes stopped.
— Conor Ohworst (@Mactasia) June 9, 2011
If I was Belle from Beauty & the Beast, my luck I'd fall in love and the beast would transform into Steve Buscemi.
— the liv cannot abide (@liv_thatsme) March 21, 2016
If I was Elsa I totally would have built my ice castle about 100 yards further away from the edge of that cliff.
— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) May 9, 2015