1. When your phone goes off after 11 p.m. and you know it’s a booty call.


**Throws phone away**

2. When he opens the conversation by saying hey and then 10 minutes later says he wants to have sex.


FIND YOUR CHILL.

3. When you don’t respond right away and he double texts you.


Please calm down.

4. When you politely decline his offer to meet up and he says, “I wasn’t interested anyway.”


Are you sure about that?

5. When he sends you a dick pic and you never even asked for one.


No one asked for this.

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