1.Kissing Simba and Nala, $99.99
Remember these? They had little magnets in their noses so if you placed them close enough, they’d be drawn into a kiss.
2.Beauty and the Beast Tea Set, $140
Be your guest? Not at these prices.
3.101 Dalmatians Giga Pet, $59.90
But what happens when your Giga Pet dies?
4.Disney Store Aladdin Plush Genie, $1,000
Prince Ali of Ababwa could maybe afford this.
5.Beauty and the Beast VHS, $500
OK SRSLY? WTF.
6.Cinderella Twin Flat Sheet, $115
This listing is for one sheet. ONE.
7.The Rescuers Down Under Tiger Electronic Game, $49.99
Batteries not included. So tack that onto the price.
8.The Lion King Backpack, $59.95
Once you outgrew this as a kid, you’d wear it to all the raves.
9.Sun Colors Pocahontas Doll and Gift Set, $300
You could get, like, two American Girl dolls for this price.
10.Mickey’s Treasure Ship Play-Doh Set, $131.99
Amazing how the value of plastic parts appreciates over time, huh?
11.Adult Nala Plush Toy, $149.99
This is getting wildly out of wing.
12.Tyco Ariel Doll, $74.99
This isn’t even a Barbie! It’s a TYCO doll. TYCO.
13.Beauty and the Beast Belle Watch, $210
Every time you look at this watch, you’ll be asking yourself, Is it time to pay my credit card bill? ‘Cause that’s not happening.
14.Mickey’s Magic Water Game, $220
Wow. Just. Wow.
15.Cartoon Classics VCR Board Game, $85
Yes, you can buy this vintage game for $85. But good luck finding a working VCR to work it.
16.The Little Mermaid Storybook and Music Box, $500.90
Oooh, King Triton gonna be mad when he finds out where all your money went.
17.Toy Story Talking Woody Doll, $300
I guess I get this?
18.The Lion King Hop-A-Croc Swamp Game, $137.22
What do you bet this is the boringest game in the world?
19.Pocahontas Jewelry Box, $42.08
You could get a bottle of Patron. Or you could get this used Pocahontas jewelry box. The choice is yours.
20.The Little Mermaid Water Sprinkler, $100
Down where it’s wetter, it’s also $$$.
21.1990s Tomy Mickey and Friends Character Set, $149.99
WHY DID I NOT SAVE THESE.
22.Buzz Lightyear Doll, $500
To infinity and beyond?
23.Sega Genesis Aladdin Game, $255.19
It IS a whole new world: one in which you’ve realized your dusty video games are worth bank.
24.River Rowing Pocahontas and Meeko, $190
If you wanna paint with all the colors of the wind, you’ll need bring your budget for next month’s groceries.
25.Darkwing Duck Thunderquack Jet, $275
For the same amount, you could get a one-way plane ticket. On a real plane.
26.My Size Talking Ariel Doll, $1,700
You’re now wishing you could be part of this world, right?