27 Faces You’ll Recognise If You Haven’t Had Sex In Forever
Sex? I don’t know what that is.
1. When you’re trying to count how long it’s actually been since you had sex:
2. And you realise it’s been a couple of weeks:
3. Or worse, a couple of months:
4. When you don’t even know how long it’s been anymore:
5. When you can hear your housemates having sex:
6. Or you’ve got to listen to your friends bragging about their sex life:
7. And the same friends ask you about your sex life knowing you’re going through a dry patch:
8. When you get to the point where you can’t even remember what sex is anymore:
9. When you’ve been masturbating too much:
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2. And you realise it’s been a couple of weeks:
3. Or worse, a couple of months:
4. When you don’t even know how long it’s been anymore:
5. When you can hear your housemates having sex:
6. Or you’ve got to listen to your friends bragging about their sex life:
7. And the same friends ask you about your sex life knowing you’re going through a dry patch:
8. When you get to the point where you can’t even remember what sex is anymore:
9. When you’ve been masturbating too much:
