Think you're a TRUE Disneyhead? Well that's not a word, but if it were and you were one, even the biggest Disney film fanatics still haven't seen every Disney classic in its entirety -- a number of Disney movies had to cut some extremely important scenes for various reasons and ended up never seeing the light of day. And we at CollegeHumor have exclusive access to them, for reasons that will remain secret but definitely aren't made up.
Here, to blow your Disney-loving MIND, are the lost storyboards from 5 Incredible Never-Before Seen Disney Deleted Scenes:
1. Ariel Goes On A Bunch Of Failed Dates With 'Finance' Mermen
At the start of The Little Mermaid, 16-year-old Ariel (!!) is already jaded by her underwater surroundings and is desperate to roam the earth with the humans, and instantly falls in love with a Handsome Prince after seeing that he has a dog, a statue of himself, and isn't a direct asshole in the 4 seconds she's around him. But why is Ariel so immediately-infatuated with Eric and completely uninterested in her own species?
There's an answer: The original cut of the film actually included a 15-minute "dating montage" where Ariel reluctantly goes on dates with a series of lame sea dudes, including a 'Finance Merman' who spends a the whole dinner explaining shell-trading, a seahorse from Flounder's intramural softball team (who's not bad just kinda non-talkative and boring), and a recently-divorced marlin who doesn't get any of Ariel's early-80s cultural references.
2. Cruella de Vil Hires Two Goons Who Are Totally Cool With Slaughtering Puppies
Understandably cut for time and lack of music/whimsy, 1961's 101 Dalmatians originally featured a scene where Cruella de Vil hires her two dog-stealing henchmen and keeps repeating "Again, to be totally clear: your jobs WILL eventually require you to murder and skin hundreds of puppies for the purpose of fashion. You're cool with that?" and the goons are like "whatever" then they spend the next 10 minutes discussing a 401k and a start date, then they both fill out W-9s (British ones).