Ariel Is Actually The Worst Disney Princess And Here’s Why
Stay under the sea.
We all know Ariel, of course. She’s The Little Mermaid and the reason we all dreamed of being one at some point in our lives.
She likely filled your childhood with laughter and made you want to brush your hair with a fork.
But we think it’s time we talk about something: Look, Ariel is pretty much the worst Disney princess OF ALL TIME.
Yes. We said it… Here’s why:
1. She completely skips the whole choreographed performance her 117 sisters must have practiced for WEEKS.
Rude as hell.
2. She’s 16, living under her dad’s… roof? shell?… yet doesn’t listen when he tells her not to go up to the surface, which happens to be hella dangerous.
How would you ever make it in the human world, Ariel? You don’t even know what a fork is.
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She likely filled your childhood with laughter and made you want to brush your hair with a fork.
But we think it’s time we talk about something: Look, Ariel is pretty much the worst Disney princess OF ALL TIME.
Yes. We said it… Here’s why:
1. She completely skips the whole choreographed performance her 117 sisters must have practiced for WEEKS.
Rude as hell.
2. She’s 16, living under her dad’s… roof? shell?… yet doesn’t listen when he tells her not to go up to the surface, which happens to be hella dangerous.
How would you ever make it in the human world, Ariel? You don’t even know what a fork is.
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