1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves


Via: BuzzFeed / Jen Lewis

Plot: Chris Hemsworth does housework for a bunch of dudes before eating a bad apple and falling asleep because he’s a delicate fucking flower.

2. Cinderella


Via: BuzzFeed / Jen Lewis

Plot: Chris Hemsworth does housework for a bunch of ladies before being rescued by a dude because he is not only a delicate fucking flower but also has really good taste in shoes.

3. Sleeping Beauty


Via: BuzzFeed / Jen Lewis

Plot: Chris Hemsworth pricks his finger while sewing and falls asleep for 100 years because he’s a really delicate fucking flower.

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