Way Too Many People Are In Favor Of Bombing The City From “Aladdin”
Agrabah, city of mystery and enchantment, is apparently under threat of being flattened like a magic carpet.
Everyone who has ever watched Disney’s Aladdin is familiar with the towering parapets and general splendor of the Sultan’s palace, towering over the city-state of Agrabah.
Ruled by a kindly monarch, Agrabah is nobody’s idea of a threat, unless we’re counting that unfortunate 48 hours or so when Jafar was in command.
But Republican voters aren’t so sure that Agrabah isn’t an enemy of the United States, lying in wait for the moment to strike. At least, that’s what we can discern from a new poll of GOP primary voters from Public Policy Polling.
The firm, which has become known for inserting insane questions into otherwise staid polls, asked voters if they would support or oppose bombing Agrabah. 30% of those asked said they’d totally be cool with (magic) carpet bombing the city-state.
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Ruled by a kindly monarch, Agrabah is nobody’s idea of a threat, unless we’re counting that unfortunate 48 hours or so when Jafar was in command.
But Republican voters aren’t so sure that Agrabah isn’t an enemy of the United States, lying in wait for the moment to strike. At least, that’s what we can discern from a new poll of GOP primary voters from Public Policy Polling.
The firm, which has become known for inserting insane questions into otherwise staid polls, asked voters if they would support or oppose bombing Agrabah. 30% of those asked said they’d totally be cool with (magic) carpet bombing the city-state.
