This is a more honest depiction of her. Come on, she only eats apples, of course she's going to have an awesome body and great boobs. Why else would all those men be there?
#2 True Romance Hands
True romance goes up the skirt. Dude, they JUST got together. What are they supposed to do? Dance? That's some kid sh**. #grabthebooty
#3 A Real Kiss
THAT'S how you do it.
#4 Alice in Booty Land
This is how we always pictured her. That baby Alice was a dork.
#5 Cracking the Whip
The time for nice is over. Disney is 18+ and they ID.
#6 Bountiful Jasmine
That butt is bountiful, and so are the right-click and saves going one right now.
#7 In Adult Land
Screw the princes...in adult land, girls get to kiss girls (and do other stuff).
#8 Scrub Scrub
Cinderella had to pay for those implants somehow. That's what they don't like telling the kids, but that's the sad truth. And she had a great as$.
#9 Say What They Mean
If Disney was for adults they could say whatever they want.