24 Things They Definitely Should Have Taught You In School
How about you learn something for once in your life, ya chump.
1. How the Big Bird suit worked:
2. How ice cream cones are made:
3. How a beanstalk grows:
4. How Wi-Fi is distributed inside an apartment:
5. What actually happens when you put on sunscreen:
6. How camouflage gets on a helmet:
7. Why Michael Jackson was able to defy gravity:
8. What dogs do when they drink water:
9. How coins get sorted inside a machine:
10. The way braces change your teeth:
11. How a trumpet makes that beautiful music:
12. The way pretzels are tied en masse:
13. How peanut butter jars are filled full of creamy, slightly sexual goodness:
14. How filming with a green screen works:
15. What actually happens when you put a key in a door:
16. How exactly all that stuff gets into a Pop-Tart:
17. What it looks like when you swallow:
18. How hay bales get wrapped:
19. How light affects water:
20. How paper clips turn into paper clips:
21. How a traffic jam occurs despite no accidents or bad weather:
22. The life of a dandelion:
23. How flight patterns change throughout the day:
24. And how terrifying the human face is when it’s forming in the womb:
2. How ice cream cones are made:
3. How a beanstalk grows:
4. How Wi-Fi is distributed inside an apartment:
5. What actually happens when you put on sunscreen:
6. How camouflage gets on a helmet:
7. Why Michael Jackson was able to defy gravity:
8. What dogs do when they drink water:
9. How coins get sorted inside a machine:
10. The way braces change your teeth:
11. How a trumpet makes that beautiful music:
12. The way pretzels are tied en masse:
13. How peanut butter jars are filled full of creamy, slightly sexual goodness:
14. How filming with a green screen works:
15. What actually happens when you put a key in a door:
16. How exactly all that stuff gets into a Pop-Tart:
17. What it looks like when you swallow:
18. How hay bales get wrapped:
19. How light affects water:
20. How paper clips turn into paper clips:
21. How a traffic jam occurs despite no accidents or bad weather:
22. The life of a dandelion:
23. How flight patterns change throughout the day:
24. And how terrifying the human face is when it’s forming in the womb:
