1. I have sinned:



2. The most important thing your mom could ever send you:



3. These least conspicuous exchange of all time:



4. The ol’ “change ‘hi’ to ‘nugget’ in your mom’s phone” trick:



5. Grandma’s wisdom:



6. The best way to have it:



7. Mom’s hilarious joke:



8. Words of encouragement:



9. Toast:



10. The only way to show you care:



11. Street name:



12. The case of the never-ending cats:



13. A message from an old friend:



14. Pecan Pie:



15. Tough directions:



16. The “Acid” prank:



17. Silly potato:



18. Yes:



19. Sexting:



20. Nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom:



21. Important Hulk questions:



22. The ol’ “replace ‘hey’ in your mom’s phone with the ‘Gettysburg Address’” trick:



23. The perfect way to respond to someone who won’t text back:



24. Officer Dad:



25. Who’s your daddy?



26. Your name:



27. Come over:



28. And a special surprise:

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