28 Times Spongebob Perfectly Summed Up Your Night Out
I’m READY… to get drunk.
1. When your friend finally comes over to get ready:
2. When you and your BFF decide to pre-game hard:
3. When you spent two hours getting ready, and you’re feeling your look:
4. When you and your friends are on a mission to get laid:
5. When you have to bring that friend who hates going out:
6. When your Uber drops you off 10 blocks from the club:
7. When you try and play it sober for the bouncer:
8. When you try to get to the front of the line:
9. When you’re two shots into tequila and finally get the courage to talk to that hot guy:
10. When you walk up to the bar and desperately need water:
11. When you finally make it to the bathroom after holding it in line.
12. When you end up having a drunk cry in the bathroom:
13. When you’re talking to your friend, but you can’t help but notice dat ass across the dance floor:
14. When some creep starts trying to dance up on ya on the dance floor:
15. When you get word that your crush wants to hook up with you:
16. When you get pictures taken at the club:
17. And when you actually look at those photos the next day without drunk goggles:
18. When you discover McDonald’s closed early:
19. And when you finally get your hands on some of that sweet sweet drunk food:
20. When someone tries to mooch off your pizza:
21. When you forget your keys at the bar:
22. When you get home and your roommate has leftovers:
23. When you hear your friends arguing outside:
24. When you tuck your drunk friend into bed:
25. When you’re waiting for your booty call to arrive:
26. The next morning:
27. When you finally get that drink of water in the morning:
28. And when you have to go into work the next day:
2. When you and your BFF decide to pre-game hard:
3. When you spent two hours getting ready, and you’re feeling your look:
4. When you and your friends are on a mission to get laid:
5. When you have to bring that friend who hates going out:
6. When your Uber drops you off 10 blocks from the club:
7. When you try and play it sober for the bouncer:
8. When you try to get to the front of the line:
9. When you’re two shots into tequila and finally get the courage to talk to that hot guy:
10. When you walk up to the bar and desperately need water:
11. When you finally make it to the bathroom after holding it in line.
12. When you end up having a drunk cry in the bathroom:
13. When you’re talking to your friend, but you can’t help but notice dat ass across the dance floor:
14. When some creep starts trying to dance up on ya on the dance floor:
15. When you get word that your crush wants to hook up with you:
16. When you get pictures taken at the club:
17. And when you actually look at those photos the next day without drunk goggles:
18. When you discover McDonald’s closed early:
19. And when you finally get your hands on some of that sweet sweet drunk food:
20. When someone tries to mooch off your pizza:
21. When you forget your keys at the bar:
22. When you get home and your roommate has leftovers:
23. When you hear your friends arguing outside:
24. When you tuck your drunk friend into bed:
25. When you’re waiting for your booty call to arrive:
26. The next morning:
27. When you finally get that drink of water in the morning:
28. And when you have to go into work the next day:
