1. When your friend finally comes over to get ready:


2. When you and your BFF decide to pre-game hard:


3. When you spent two hours getting ready, and you’re feeling your look:


4. When you and your friends are on a mission to get laid:


5. When you have to bring that friend who hates going out:


6. When your Uber drops you off 10 blocks from the club:


7. When you try and play it sober for the bouncer:


8. When you try to get to the front of the line:


9. When you’re two shots into tequila and finally get the courage to talk to that hot guy:


10. When you walk up to the bar and desperately need water:


11. When you finally make it to the bathroom after holding it in line.


12. When you end up having a drunk cry in the bathroom:


13. When you’re talking to your friend, but you can’t help but notice dat ass across the dance floor:


14. When some creep starts trying to dance up on ya on the dance floor:


15. When you get word that your crush wants to hook up with you:


16. When you get pictures taken at the club:


17. And when you actually look at those photos the next day without drunk goggles:


18. When you discover McDonald’s closed early:


19. And when you finally get your hands on some of that sweet sweet drunk food:


20. When someone tries to mooch off your pizza:


21. When you forget your keys at the bar:


22. When you get home and your roommate has leftovers:


23. When you hear your friends arguing outside:


24. When you tuck your drunk friend into bed:


25. When you’re waiting for your booty call to arrive:


26. The next morning:


27. When you finally get that drink of water in the morning:


28. And when you have to go into work the next day: