29 Times Tumblr Had Serious Questions About Pokémon
Mewtwo thick as hell, though.
1. On Pikachu’s secret hobby:
2. On the secret power of closed eyes in the Pokémon universe:
3. On the horror of being an Ice-type Pokémon:
4. On the confusing genetics of the Joy clan:
5. When they realized there is no good answer to this question:
6. On Mewtwo’s body-type:
7. On the resumé you could build playing Pokémon Snap:
8. On “water cannons”:
9. When a secret cross-over happened and only Tumblr noticed:
10. On socially-constructed categories:
11. On whatever PP stands for:
12. When they realized Pokémon is nearly twenty years old:
13. On the truest Pokémon master of the cartoon:
14. When Team Rocket’s Pokémon strategy was TERRIBLE:
15. When Bulbasaur was a damn salad:
16. When the Pokédex sizes didn’t make any damn sense:
17. When Groudon was definitely screwed:
18. When Pokémon might have time-travelled:
19. When they solved the mystery of Alakazam’s spoons:
20. When they realized construction in Lumiose City was a LIE:
21. On how elusive Mew supposedly is:
22. On the terror of fusing with Golbat:
23. When cover art was ~deeper~ than you realized:
24. On the worst dinner ever:
25. On the eternal beauty of Pokémon’s game design:
26. The moment when they decided they were gonna watch to the very end:
27. When Chandelure existed in the real world:
28. On natural selection:
29. On whatever the hell is happening here:
2. On the secret power of closed eyes in the Pokémon universe:
3. On the horror of being an Ice-type Pokémon:
4. On the confusing genetics of the Joy clan:
5. When they realized there is no good answer to this question:
6. On Mewtwo’s body-type:
7. On the resumé you could build playing Pokémon Snap:
8. On “water cannons”:
9. When a secret cross-over happened and only Tumblr noticed:
10. On socially-constructed categories:
11. On whatever PP stands for:
12. When they realized Pokémon is nearly twenty years old:
13. On the truest Pokémon master of the cartoon:
14. When Team Rocket’s Pokémon strategy was TERRIBLE:
15. When Bulbasaur was a damn salad:
16. When the Pokédex sizes didn’t make any damn sense:
17. When Groudon was definitely screwed:
18. When Pokémon might have time-travelled:
19. When they solved the mystery of Alakazam’s spoons:
20. When they realized construction in Lumiose City was a LIE:
21. On how elusive Mew supposedly is:
22. On the terror of fusing with Golbat:
23. When cover art was ~deeper~ than you realized:
24. On the worst dinner ever:
25. On the eternal beauty of Pokémon’s game design:
26. The moment when they decided they were gonna watch to the very end:
27. When Chandelure existed in the real world:
28. On natural selection:
29. On whatever the hell is happening here:
