1. Slothstronaut:



2. Oatmeal cookies:



3. The hardest choice you’ll ever have to make:



4. Nicolas Cage in Serbia:



5. An unpleasant smile:



6. Something you wouldn’t wish on your greatest enemies:



7. Naan finally gets a theme song:



8. Christmas Adam:



9. Aziz in the yearbook:



10. Obama IS Frozone:



11. Quoth the raven:



12. True panic:



13. Which is funnier?:



14. The Burger King of kings:



15. Grandma preventing World War III:



16. Hardcore menstruation:



17. Parenting 101:



18. Officer Booty:



19. Drug PSA:



20. Gotta INSTAGRAM:



21. Nitrogen gets its due:



22. Deep thoughts:



23. We found him:



24. Great information:



25. Into the abyss:



26. Avril La-sea-n:



27. All you need is SWAG:



28. Remember the 1770s?:



29. Crab Lord:



30. Like it’s $19.99:



31. The greatest pun ever:



32. And the greatest story ever:

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