#1 Text message breakup
First he toyed with her emotions and gave her hope for the future, then he dumped her over text. It's funny and depressing at once!
#2 Grandpa macabre
How would you even respond to a text like that?
#3 This dad opened with a joke. That part was nice ...
... and then things got really weird really fast. Dad was on an emotional roller coaster that day.
#4 Cheese loving bro
At store. Urgently need awesome cheese. Battery dying. Please help me. Anyone.
She just had to keep pushing him. Well, at least now she knows where she stands.
#6 Awkward! Dad was horrified.
This incident was pushed into that dusty corner of stuff in dad's brain that he's trying desperately to forget about, but can't.
#7 I'm LEAVING you :)
Wouldn't it have been great if just as that last text was received a gust of wind scattered the heart leaf pile?