The 32 Funniest Text Messages Of All Time
Three times you should never send a text: when you’re high, when you’re lonely, and when you’re Grandma.
1. The time Emily switched “hi” to “nugget.” Not nugget. Nugget:
2. When Dad met his end at the hands of Moth:
3. This girl who has one thing on her mind. (Cereal.)
4. This wrong number who can’t wrap their heads around cheap green beans:
5. When autocorrect says exactly what you’re thinking:
6. This classic prank from Mom:
7. The perfect response to a wrong number text:
8. When Makenzie’s mom really needed a fix:
9. When Grandma went into panic mode and just started listing states:
10. Actually, that seems to happen a lot with Grandma:
11. When Sierra WAS being serious (about Oreo cereal):
12. When this guy wouldn’t stop sending pictures of his “cat”:
13. Being too high to text:
14. When Mom forgot how to google:
15. Drunk Jess’s kind gesture:
16. Dad’s obsession with lightly fried fish fillets:
17. Liz, The Lizard King:
18. When Nana tried her best to stay relevant:
19. This guy’s dirty dish fetish:
20. Strangers who don’t appreciate huge cantaloupes:
21. The most conscientious stoner of all time:
22. When Grandma finally lost it and went full Bog:
23. This kid who went for it, and fell WAY short:
24. This smooth operator:
25. When Dad wouldn’t stop talking about his epic penis:
26. This sext that’s too hot for words:
27. When Mom took her kids on this emotional roller coaster:
28. This reminder to double-check the number BEFORE hitting send:
29. This mom spotting one of the rarest sights in the world:
30. Nyoom nyoom nugget nyoom:
31. Maria and Dog’s thrilling dialogue:
32. And of course, the classic Cera:
2. When Dad met his end at the hands of Moth:
3. This girl who has one thing on her mind. (Cereal.)
4. This wrong number who can’t wrap their heads around cheap green beans:
5. When autocorrect says exactly what you’re thinking:
6. This classic prank from Mom:
7. The perfect response to a wrong number text:
8. When Makenzie’s mom really needed a fix:
9. When Grandma went into panic mode and just started listing states:
10. Actually, that seems to happen a lot with Grandma:
11. When Sierra WAS being serious (about Oreo cereal):
12. When this guy wouldn’t stop sending pictures of his “cat”:
13. Being too high to text:
14. When Mom forgot how to google:
15. Drunk Jess’s kind gesture:
16. Dad’s obsession with lightly fried fish fillets:
17. Liz, The Lizard King:
18. When Nana tried her best to stay relevant:
19. This guy’s dirty dish fetish:
20. Strangers who don’t appreciate huge cantaloupes:
21. The most conscientious stoner of all time:
22. When Grandma finally lost it and went full Bog:
23. This kid who went for it, and fell WAY short:
24. This smooth operator:
25. When Dad wouldn’t stop talking about his epic penis:
26. This sext that’s too hot for words:
27. When Mom took her kids on this emotional roller coaster:
28. This reminder to double-check the number BEFORE hitting send:
29. This mom spotting one of the rarest sights in the world:
30. Nyoom nyoom nugget nyoom:
31. Maria and Dog’s thrilling dialogue:
32. And of course, the classic Cera:
