Worst Texts Ever From Neighbors - LMFAO!
Most people barely know the people who live near and around them, and others have a purely text based relationship.
#1 Neighbor Bros
Neighbors should be treated like friends, even if they are not. And that means no touching the little, busty sister, period.
#2 Neighbors R Haters
Neighbors did not choose to live next to each other most of the time, and when you have an A-hold Dan living next door every little thing is an issue.
#3
#4 Psycho Sasha
First we had A-hole Dan and now Sasha the Psycho is propositioning her male neighbor for sexual favors.
#5 Dude is the Man
You have to respect the dude who is never afraid to take a shot. This dude definitely did not miss any opportunity, not that there ever was one.
#6 Did You Call Me a Tramp?
Female neighbors can get as catty as kittens, and if you did not catch it the grey bubble called the blue bubble a tramp. Ouch.
#7 Thing Walls = Mad Neighbors
Apartment living is considered lower than house living for a reason, and that reason is shared walls, floors, and ceilings. Brutal.
#8 Hypocrite
This chick wants to apologize for screaming like the insecure girlfriend that she is but won't take a little sympathy? We really don't get the logic there.
#9 Rent-a-Kid
If someone paid us money to watch our kid for us you bet your ass they can have her. Make it four hours as a matter of fact.
Neighbors should be treated like friends, even if they are not. And that means no touching the little, busty sister, period.
#2 Neighbors R Haters
Neighbors did not choose to live next to each other most of the time, and when you have an A-hold Dan living next door every little thing is an issue.
#3
#4 Psycho Sasha
First we had A-hole Dan and now Sasha the Psycho is propositioning her male neighbor for sexual favors.
#5 Dude is the Man
You have to respect the dude who is never afraid to take a shot. This dude definitely did not miss any opportunity, not that there ever was one.
#6 Did You Call Me a Tramp?
Female neighbors can get as catty as kittens, and if you did not catch it the grey bubble called the blue bubble a tramp. Ouch.
#7 Thing Walls = Mad Neighbors
Apartment living is considered lower than house living for a reason, and that reason is shared walls, floors, and ceilings. Brutal.
#8 Hypocrite
This chick wants to apologize for screaming like the insecure girlfriend that she is but won't take a little sympathy? We really don't get the logic there.
#9 Rent-a-Kid
If someone paid us money to watch our kid for us you bet your ass they can have her. Make it four hours as a matter of fact.
