20 Funniest Lines In Breaking Bad
Even Walt can do a funny.
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20. The One About The Nerdiest Old Dude
“‘Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?’ Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.” – Jesse Pinkman
Season 1, Episode 2.
One of the very first moments of conflict during Walt and Jesse’s partnership saw the latter come up with a brilliant rant.
19. The One About The School Principal
“That chick’s got an ass like an onion; makes me want to cry.” – Hank Schrader.
Of course it was Hank. Of course it was. He’s the constant joker of the show, and provides much-needed comic relief in some of the most intense scenes, whether or not you agree with him.
18. The One From Mike
“You know how they say ‘it’s been a pleasure’? Well…it hasn’t.” – Mike Ehrmantraut.
Season 5, Episode 1.
I bet you didn’t imagine miserable Mike popping up on a list of amusing quotes, eh? Even he crossed into humour watching the state of Walt and Jesse’s plans.
17. The One About The Lie
“Why’d you tell her I was selling you weed?” – Jesse Pinkman.
“Because that somehow seemed preferable to admitting I cook crystal meth and killed a man.” – Walter White.
Season 1, Episode 4.
The man’s got a point. Even when the main duo have directly murdered a man and are indirectly poisoning countless others with their product, there are still moments of twisted light-heartedness in the show.
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“‘Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?’ Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.” – Jesse Pinkman
Season 1, Episode 2.
One of the very first moments of conflict during Walt and Jesse’s partnership saw the latter come up with a brilliant rant.
19. The One About The School Principal
“That chick’s got an ass like an onion; makes me want to cry.” – Hank Schrader.
Of course it was Hank. Of course it was. He’s the constant joker of the show, and provides much-needed comic relief in some of the most intense scenes, whether or not you agree with him.
18. The One From Mike
“You know how they say ‘it’s been a pleasure’? Well…it hasn’t.” – Mike Ehrmantraut.
Season 5, Episode 1.
I bet you didn’t imagine miserable Mike popping up on a list of amusing quotes, eh? Even he crossed into humour watching the state of Walt and Jesse’s plans.
17. The One About The Lie
“Why’d you tell her I was selling you weed?” – Jesse Pinkman.
“Because that somehow seemed preferable to admitting I cook crystal meth and killed a man.” – Walter White.
Season 1, Episode 4.
The man’s got a point. Even when the main duo have directly murdered a man and are indirectly poisoning countless others with their product, there are still moments of twisted light-heartedness in the show.
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