27 Hilarious Tweets About Movies
“My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji.”
IRON MAN: *blasts villain with beams*
THOR: *swings mighty hammer and creates a storm*
CAPTAIN AMERICA: America! Yeah! Hell yeah!
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) January 29, 20152.
I am writing a film about a dog that can solve crimes, but refuses to
— Joe West (@joejwest) December 16, 20143.
*slams hands on table*
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
— Goddamnit Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 20154.
I HAD
THE TIME OF MY LIFE
AND I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE pic.twitter.com/POeUOOrOX3
— Sean Draculeahy (@thepunningman) January 31, 20155.
[pitch meeting]
Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians."
[idea man pipes in]
Let's think bigger
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) December 8, 20146.
If growing up in the 80s taught me one thing, it's that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 23, 20157.
Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock?
*Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times*
Me: OH MY
— Le Bear Girdle (@LeBearGirdle) June 10, 2015
