1. You know that if it’s past 8 p.m. and you’re not already out, you’re NOT going out.
Sorry, I already have plans with Bravo reruns.
2. These signs make you officially feel like a fossil.
3. You shudder when you realize college was 10 YEARS AGO.
Remember *sniff* not having *wipes away tear* class on Fridays? *open sobbing*