Everyone knows Colton Haynes is basically the President of Halloween...if such an office existed.

He would join fellow holiday presidents Mariah Carey (Christmas) and Taylor Swift (Fourth of July) in office.

Like, remember that time he dressed up as Ursula and we all shut our damn mouths because we were terrified he would steal our voices?

Or how about when he was Princess Fiona from the Oscar-winning film Shrek, and he made being green look EASY?!

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And honestly, his Miss Piggy from last year is the stuff dreams — or maybe nightmares? — are made of.

Well fasten your seat belts, because Colton has outdone himself...AGAIN...this year, and honestly *Destiny's Child voice* I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS JELLY.

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