1. Ms. Finster from Recess:

Ms. Finster died of heart failure three years ago.

2. That old dude that plays chess in those Pixar shorts:

He is a skeleton now.

3. Old Man Jenkins:

Old Man Jenkins is survived by his son, Young Man Jenkins.

4. Spike from Rugrats:

Spike's a dog. It's been decades. Spike's dead.

5. Pluto:

Another dog. Impossible for Pluto to still be alive.

6. Scooby Doo:

Scooby Doo has been around for half a century. Show me a dog who's lived that long and I'll show you a priest because that, mon frere, is terrifying.

7. Clifford the Big Red Dog:

Can I tell you something? More like Clifford the big DEAD dog.

8. Eustance from Courage The Cowardly Dog:

Murial is still alive and, quite frankly, thriving.

9. Sidetable Drawer from Blues Clues:

Drug overdose.

10. The big frog from Gullah Gullah Island:

Big frogs burn brightly and fade quickly. RIP my guy.

11. Biggie Cheese:

One day, somehow, somewhere, your unhealthy lifestyle will catch up to you. That's what happened to Biggie Cheese.

12. Stick Stickley:

Sticks aren't alive to begin with. Always been dead.

13. Tommy Pickles' grandparents:

You kiddin' me? Of course they're dead.

14. Dagget and Norbert from Angry Beavers:

Beavers have a lifespan of 10 years. It's irresponsible to assume they're still alive today.

15. Ms. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron:

She died alone. Moving on.

16. Patchy the Pirate:

When you have a job like Patchy, you're signing up for an fulfilling, action-packed yet ultimately short life. God bless this man, and may God rest his soul as he is ushered into the Kingdom Of Heaven.

17. Chip Skylark from Fairly Oddparents:

Boat accident.

18. Darwin from The Wild Thornberries:

Darwin fells into a volcano. Next.

19. The Mayor from Powerpuff Girls:

This is an obvious one.

20. Plank:

Again, wood is not alive. Dead.

21. And, finally, Doug:

Doug is a ghost now, and not a particularly benevolent one at that.

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