1. Ms. Finster from Recess:


Ms. Finster died of heart failure three years ago.



2. That old dude that plays chess in those Pixar shorts:


He is a skeleton now.

3. Old Man Jenkins:


Old Man Jenkins is survived by his son, Young Man Jenkins.



4. Spike from Rugrats:


Spike's a dog. It's been decades. Spike's dead.

5. Pluto:


Another dog. Impossible for Pluto to still be alive.



6. Scooby Doo:


Scooby Doo has been around for half a century. Show me a dog who's lived that long and I'll show you a priest because that, mon frere, is terrifying.

7. Clifford the Big Red Dog:


Can I tell you something? More like Clifford the big DEAD dog.

8. Eustance from Courage The Cowardly Dog:


Murial is still alive and, quite frankly, thriving.



9. Sidetable Drawer from Blues Clues:


Drug overdose.

10. The big frog from Gullah Gullah Island:


Big frogs burn brightly and fade quickly. RIP my guy.



11. Biggie Cheese:


One day, somehow, somewhere, your unhealthy lifestyle will catch up to you. That's what happened to Biggie Cheese.

12. Stick Stickley:


Sticks aren't alive to begin with. Always been dead.



13. Tommy Pickles' grandparents:


You kiddin' me? Of course they're dead.

14. Dagget and Norbert from Angry Beavers:


Beavers have a lifespan of 10 years. It's irresponsible to assume they're still alive today.

15. Ms. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron:


She died alone. Moving on.



16. Patchy the Pirate:


When you have a job like Patchy, you're signing up for an fulfilling, action-packed yet ultimately short life. God bless this man, and may God rest his soul as he is ushered into the Kingdom Of Heaven.

17. Chip Skylark from Fairly Oddparents:


Boat accident.



18. Darwin from The Wild Thornberries:


Darwin fells into a volcano. Next.

19. The Mayor from Powerpuff Girls:


This is an obvious one.



20. Plank:


Again, wood is not alive. Dead.

21. And, finally, Doug:


Doug is a ghost now, and not a particularly benevolent one at that.

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