Ever feel like pool floats are just too cheery? Do you want to slap grinning flamingos and juicy, colorful fruit in their stupid float faces when you go swimming?
Don’t worry. You’ll never have to choose one of those pool toys again. The pink coffin float is here, and it’s the perfect summer accessory for the nihilist in everyone.
People can’t help but talk about how much they want one.
Unfortunately, this pool toy is not currently available for purchase. The coffin is merely a prototype. But fear not. According to the designer Andrew Greenbaum, he's open to creating a Kickstarter to raise funds to put the coffin on the market.
Maybe in a year or so, you could be floating down a lazy river in your own hot pink coffin pool float.