"Goofy should have a dead wife."
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
*slams hands on table*
— Goddamnit Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 2015
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
"Be Our Guest" is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is
— Carrie Wittmer? (@carriesnotscary) March 16, 2017
I can't even tell you how mad I would be as sleeping beauty if some dude just came in & woke me up & then was like let's get married.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 12, 2016
If I were Princess Belle I'd never get past the talking furniture. 4 days in I'd still be screaming.
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 29, 2016
A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar.
— Kibblesmith ⚔️ (@kibblesmith) February 25, 2017
"Goofy should have a dead wife."
That prince in Sleeping Beauty really doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in 100 years.
— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) June 16, 2017