1. When he doesn't ask you where you want him to finish.


2. When he finishes after three seconds of penetration.


3. When he wants to do one position...and one position only.


4. When he decides to be a fucking jackhammer.


5. When he asks for oral but hasn't showered in...awhile.


6. When he calls you the wrong name.


7. When you ask him to talk dirty and it actually ends up turning you OFF.


Page 1 of 3

Best around the web