This Adult "Lion King" Recap Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry
MUFASA DESERVED BETTER.
Meanwhile, in the eerie green chemical portion of the mountains, Scar is up to no good planning the literal worst thing ever.
Some amount of time has passed (not sure how much) and Scar is doing what he does best — fucking with Simba's head.
"Wait here, I promise nothing bad is going to happen."
SOMETHING. BAD. HAPPENS.
IT'S A FUCKING STAMPEDE.
"Hey Mufasa! Something really bad is happening RN that I totally had nothing to do with! Come quick!"
"I always come quick. Heh."
"But OMG I can't believe Simba is in grave danger again. It's almost like it's not a coincidence."
Mufasa, the brave hero that he is, dives straight into the middle of the stampede and saves Simba from being crushed.
Then, he manages to get out of the stampede without being crushed...LIKE A BOSS.
"Can someone lend me a paw? I literally just jumped into the middle of a stampede and still survived."
Oh good. Scar's here. He'll end up doing the right thing, right? It's his own damn brother.
"FAMILY MEANS SHIT IF U DON'T HAVE POWER."
"Got your paws, bro."
"PULL ME UP OR I AM TELLING MOM."
"Nah."
And then Mufasa looks at his brother with so much pain in his eyes it is literally making me tear up just thinking about it. He is SO GOOD and SO PURE and his whole world is shattered because in this moment he's just been betrayed by his BLOOD RELATIVE.
And he falls...
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Some amount of time has passed (not sure how much) and Scar is doing what he does best — fucking with Simba's head.
"Wait here, I promise nothing bad is going to happen."
SOMETHING. BAD. HAPPENS.
IT'S A FUCKING STAMPEDE.
"Hey Mufasa! Something really bad is happening RN that I totally had nothing to do with! Come quick!"
"I always come quick. Heh."
"But OMG I can't believe Simba is in grave danger again. It's almost like it's not a coincidence."
Mufasa, the brave hero that he is, dives straight into the middle of the stampede and saves Simba from being crushed.
Then, he manages to get out of the stampede without being crushed...LIKE A BOSS.
"Can someone lend me a paw? I literally just jumped into the middle of a stampede and still survived."
Oh good. Scar's here. He'll end up doing the right thing, right? It's his own damn brother.
"FAMILY MEANS SHIT IF U DON'T HAVE POWER."
"Got your paws, bro."
"PULL ME UP OR I AM TELLING MOM."
"Nah."
And then Mufasa looks at his brother with so much pain in his eyes it is literally making me tear up just thinking about it. He is SO GOOD and SO PURE and his whole world is shattered because in this moment he's just been betrayed by his BLOOD RELATIVE.
And he falls...
