Remember Prince Eric — tall, dark, and handsome owner of waterfront property? Well, I hate to break it to you, but he's officially CANCELLED.
Throw your Little Mermaid DVD in the trash and set it aflame.
And Ariel — red-headed fish woman with a case of laryngitis? Literally never heard of her in my life.
There's only one Disney couple in this world that matters, and that's Roger and Anita from 101 Dalmatians.
This is what true love looks like, sweeties.
Let's start off with a basic, indisputable fact — they're both hot ? as ? heck ?
Seriously, look at Roger straight up SERVING looks.
Tyra Banks just screamed and pretended to faint.
Anita knows a fine piece of ass when she sees one!
"Hot man with dog? You have my attention." ?
And let's not sleep on the fact their entire relationship was orchestrated by two DOGS. Your Tinder profile just deleted itself.
Me: [shouting into a megaphone] RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!
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