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This Adult "Lion King" Recap Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry
MUFASA DESERVED BETTER.
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*NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABAAAAAAA*
These sexy lions are so fucking in love that nothing bad is ever going to happen again, I'm so certain of it.
"CHECK OUT THIS SMALL BABY LION EVERYONE."
TITLE CARD.
SEXY LION MAN has a name and it's Mufasa. His brother Scar DGAF about Simba's mountain thrusting ceremony and Mufasa is not happy about it.
"Where the fuck were u bro?"
"Sry, I was busy eating mice and shit."
"I'm about to show you my damn teeth, Scar, that's how MAD I AM."
"LOOK AT MY TEETH BITCH."
"Dude, I totally showed him my teeth."
Anyways, time passes and we fast-forward to the day that Simba finds out he is literally lion royalty.
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom."
"Even that dark shadowy place?"
"What the fuck did I JUST say?"
Simba cannot take the hint that his uncle literally hates him even though he does absolutely nothing to hide it.
Then he goes off to sing a whole song about how much he can't wait for his dad to die.
"WE ARE ALSO VERY EXCITED FOR YOUR DAD TO DIE!"
Simba continues his streak of shitty behavior and goes to the LITERAL ONE PLACE Mufasa told him not to go.
Don't worry. Mufasa comes through to save him because Mufasa is THE BEST.
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