The Gang Would’ve Been Better Without Fred Because He’s A Fuckboy
Leave Daphne alone and give Velma the credit she deserves, goddammit.
So here’s the thing: Fred Jones is an A1 fuck boy and that’s just the god’s honest truth.
There’s a lot to get through so just buckle up and sit tight while I boil the kettle, spill this tea, and tell you about Fred “fuckboy” Jones.
Fred was painted as the leader of the group, but let’s just get this right: the MOST he ever did was say some dumb shit like “let’s split up and look for clues”.
Yeah, how about we split up and go searching for clues on our own when someone’s out trying to skin everybody alive, lol good one Fred.
And do you know why he was always making the group split up and look for clues? Because he was thinking with his erection, that’s why.
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I always hated Fred, lil fuck boy pic.twitter.com/qj9kAFtHbb
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) October 12, 2016
There’s a lot to get through so just buckle up and sit tight while I boil the kettle, spill this tea, and tell you about Fred “fuckboy” Jones.
Fred was painted as the leader of the group, but let’s just get this right: the MOST he ever did was say some dumb shit like “let’s split up and look for clues”.
Yeah, how about we split up and go searching for clues on our own when someone’s out trying to skin everybody alive, lol good one Fred.
And do you know why he was always making the group split up and look for clues? Because he was thinking with his erection, that’s why.
And he always made sure he was paired with Daphne because he's mid-key always trying to get it in
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) October 12, 2016
