You know why Disney princesses don't have moms, but have you ever wondered what would happen if they did? Amy-Kim over at CollegeHumor did, and she hilariously made-up scenarios that show what life would have been like with a little more motherly advice.
Amy-Kim decided to highlight one major issue in nearly every classic Disney film: the lack of a strong female figure in each princess' life. In case you never noticed, there is no mother present in Ariel, Jasmine, Pocahontas, and Belle's lives, and Snow White and Cinderella just have awful, evil stepmothers. I don't want to play the blame game here, but Disney Dads, y'all were falling asleep on the job.