So there I was, listening to Disney songs at work.


I'M AN ADULT.



"A Girl Worth Fighting For," the questionably sexist and fourth-most popular song from Mulan started, and I bopped along.

It's certainly not the worst song in the movie, but it definitely doesn't come close to, “I’ll Make a Man Out of You,” “Reflection,” or even “Honor To Us All."

So Ling, Yao, and Chien-Po, are describing their ideal woman.

They want their women "...paler than the moon" to "...marvel at my strength" and want her to "cook beef, pork, chicken, mmm." Yadda yadda yadda. Then they go on to talk about how women "love men in armor." Sure, fine, whatever.

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