“Beauty and the Beast” Is a Lot More F**ked Up Than You Think!
Enough is enough.
Hello, world. Prepare to get your favorite childhood film ruined, Beauty and the Beast.
Now don't get us wrong. We freaking LOVE this movie. It's a classic! But we recently re-watched it as adults, and we have some bad news for you...
Every single character is a massive asshole. They're all a bunch of dicks! Let's break it down:
We'll start with Belle. Yes, she's an asshole!
She acts so holier-than-thou all the time. She sings rude songs about her neighbors like they can't even hear her:
I mean, really, she's very condescending!
Belle CLAIMS she wants more than this ~provincial life~ — and then becomes a princess in a big empty castle in the middle of nowhere. She sold out all her values for a man!
Next up: the Beast. He's an asshole!
As a prince, he was selfish and vain. He and all his friends are put under a curse LITERALLY because of how terrible they are.
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Now don't get us wrong. We freaking LOVE this movie. It's a classic! But we recently re-watched it as adults, and we have some bad news for you...
Every single character is a massive asshole. They're all a bunch of dicks! Let's break it down:
We'll start with Belle. Yes, she's an asshole!
She acts so holier-than-thou all the time. She sings rude songs about her neighbors like they can't even hear her:
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
I mean, really, she's very condescending!
Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) June 28, 2016
Belle CLAIMS she wants more than this ~provincial life~ — and then becomes a princess in a big empty castle in the middle of nowhere. She sold out all her values for a man!
Next up: the Beast. He's an asshole!
As a prince, he was selfish and vain. He and all his friends are put under a curse LITERALLY because of how terrible they are.
