20 Toys So Terrifying That You'll Be Thankful You're No Longer A Kid
It's like Toy Story meets Tim Burton but also Chucky.
1. Idk about you guys, but I'd be too scared to play this baby piano.
2. And I would absolutely NOT cuddle with this...stuffed nightmare.
No sir.
3. There's no way a rubber foot isn't creepy...
4. And no, this isn't a sex toy — it's for kids. Apparently.
5. Meanwhile, I'm not sure what's freakier: this doll's open uterus, or its little white eyes.
6. And yes, every kid has a horse phase — but I'm not sure about a man-pony phase.
7. The bear-in-a-box thing could possibly be cute...but you lost us on the surprise pig.
8. And I'm not entirely comfortable about the shape of this bubble wand.
9. Why carry a normal doll around when you could scare the bejeezies out of everyone with this one?
10. Or just confuse everyone, with this one?
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2. And I would absolutely NOT cuddle with this...stuffed nightmare.
No sir.
3. There's no way a rubber foot isn't creepy...
4. And no, this isn't a sex toy — it's for kids. Apparently.
5. Meanwhile, I'm not sure what's freakier: this doll's open uterus, or its little white eyes.
6. And yes, every kid has a horse phase — but I'm not sure about a man-pony phase.
7. The bear-in-a-box thing could possibly be cute...but you lost us on the surprise pig.
8. And I'm not entirely comfortable about the shape of this bubble wand.
9. Why carry a normal doll around when you could scare the bejeezies out of everyone with this one?
10. Or just confuse everyone, with this one?
